You Know You're Chinese if...
A. You hauck up gigantic lugies and spit them anywhere and everywhere
B. You have nothing else to do so you join large tour groups all over Beijing, wearing matching colored hats and following around a 25 year old holding a flag on a fishing rod
C. You follow every Westerner you see offering to sell Gucci bags, Rolex watches, taxis to the Great Wall, North Face jackets, jade trinkets, and anything else under the sun at "best price in China"
D. You're a poor art student who had to come to the city to make money so you offer to usher foreigners through the FREE art gallery and tell them about the paintings (for a small fee of course)
E. All of the Above
B. You have nothing else to do so you join large tour groups all over Beijing, wearing matching colored hats and following around a 25 year old holding a flag on a fishing rod
C. You follow every Westerner you see offering to sell Gucci bags, Rolex watches, taxis to the Great Wall, North Face jackets, jade trinkets, and anything else under the sun at "best price in China"
D. You're a poor art student who had to come to the city to make money so you offer to usher foreigners through the FREE art gallery and tell them about the paintings (for a small fee of course)
E. All of the Above
posted by Matt | 7:04 AM
1 Comments:
aw kmon >< im chinese and i dont do any of those >_> i can see ur trip isnt going so well there. mine didnt go well either. got my wallet stolen, with $125. may not seem much to u, but im a kid
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